boyan_fraser: Top Ten New Year's Resolutions That I Won't Keep

Bryan (

boyan_fraser) wrote,
@ 2007-12-31 03:17:00

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions That I Won't Keep
Bryan's Top 10 New Year's Resolutions
(That I Would Keep If I Were a Better Person)

10. Don't make fun of the grammatically-challenged.

9. Don't vow to excoriate people who ignore my feedback, even those who send thanks to everyone but me.

8. Don't write bad poems wherein I threaten small, furry creatures.

7. Don't endorse universal cock-sucking.

6. Don't write long posts extolling the virtues of hot, villanous-yet-sensitive anti-heroes.

5. Don't defend brotherly love. (Hehe. You know what I mean.)

4. Limit my journal entries to a discussion of dreams and stress caused by irregular masturbation habits (and the possible relationship between the two. Maybe even do research on the subject).

3. Stop my insane crusade to rid the world of the comma splice.

2. Stop thinking that my insane crusade to rid the world of the comma splice might work better if I had a really cool costume. ("It's a bird... It's a plane... It's Super Grammar Dude!")

1. Be funny.

Whoo! :::sound of noise-makers, confetti billowing, mothers crying:::

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	crossbow1 2007-12-31 05:04 am UTC (link)
	What's wrong with universal cock-sucking? If there were more cocck-sucking going on in the world, think of how much less violence there would be. (Reply to this)(Thread)

boyan_fraser
2007-12-31 06:11 am UTC (link)

Sounds good to me (I was already thinking of all the positive affirmations people could use, like: Every day, in every way, you are sucking more and more cock), but when I said that the world would be a better place if everyone just sucked cock, some people were tetchy. Cock, I must remember, isn't everyone's flavor du jour. Maybe it should be a less gender-specific call: "Oral-genital stimulators of the world, unite!" I could sell t-shirts and everything. *g*

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	crossbow1 2007-12-31 06:16 am UTC (link)
	Well, you know, the flavor might be everyone's cup of... er... tea, but you'd be doing it for World Peace! (Did you see? I restrained myself from saying "Lie back and think of England.") (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Together, they fight crime!

boyan_fraser
2007-12-31 06:20 pm UTC (link)

LOL Can you imagine: Mighty B, the ultimate superhero badass, sucking cocks during the day and bringing peace and oral pleasure to the mankind; and at night, dressed in his sparkly costume, transformes into GrammaD--defender of proper spelling and punctuation, enemy of the bad writing and other linguistic atrocities.

Of course, you could join me as a fierce grammatical power Wordanna; we could have matching superhero outfits in tasteful complementary colors, and lead the humanity into a new era of peace, joy and linguistic harmony. ;)

(Yes, this is much more fun than getting ready for the party tonight.)

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	Re: Together, they fight crime! crossbow1 2007-12-31 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	Oooo, I have a purple suede domino mask that would be just PERFECT. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	happywriter06 2007-12-31 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I'm glad you are not a better person. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	boyan_fraser 2007-12-31 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	LOL Thanks. Hey, if you can't be good, at least be bitchy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nightshade_7976 2007-12-31 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	Ha ha ha! Okay, I have to say it....I just totally love you. ;P (Reply to this)(Thread)

	boyan_fraser 2008-01-01 08:17 am UTC (link)
	And I love to make people laugh. :) big hugs (Reply to this)(Parent)

	centim 2008-01-01 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	hehe... may I friend you? who told you you're not funny? ;P (Reply to this)(Thread)

	boyan_fraser 2008-01-01 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	may I friend you? Of course you may, I adore new friends. ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	elouisa 2008-01-03 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	7. Don't endorse universal cock-sucking. Sweetie pie... if you keep to this resolution, you're not the boy I thought you were and I will reserve the right to de-friend at will. I love you and your cock sucking ways. smooch (Reply to this)(Thread)

	All shall love me and despair! boyan_fraser 2008-01-03 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Hehe, you know, I was thinking about you, and how you'd be a great addition to my army of linguistic-superheroes: El LipSis, the great temptress of punctuation. g Illiterate people of Earth, be afraid! We suck cocks and correct your grammar! Is there a more deadly combination? smooches back (Reply to this)(Parent)

	If I Were a Better Person mustangsally78 2008-01-04 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	a better person wouldn't steal from the dead. (Reply to this)

	You forgot... tazlet 2008-01-04 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	I will not plagiarize from the dead. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: You forgot... viva_gloria 2008-01-04 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	no, see, that wasn't in the original ... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: You forgot... tazlet 2008-01-04 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	Not even capable of his own resolutions... (Reply to this)(Parent)

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